i was born with glass bones and paper skin every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms at night i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleepI'm happy I live in a split-level head.Tumblr (3.0; @captainkillerkitten)http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/wow i havent been on this tumblr in forever<p>wow i havent been on this tumblr in forever</p>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/42057320029http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/42057320029Fri, 01 Feb 2013 19:05:33 -0500mightyenas: #guys I’m bringing the Mario Party to you<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m527m1jVjr1qd9jwio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mightyenas.tumblr.com/post/24365676140" class="tumblr_blog">mightyenas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/guys-I%27m-bringing-the-Mario-Party-to-you">#guys I’m bringing the Mario Party to you</a></p></blockquote>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24366255869http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24366255869Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:38:52 -0400stinkydeadpool: somebody drew this frame <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dr60Qy1k1ql4wx4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stinkydeadpool.tumblr.com/post/24348367294/somebody-drew-this-frame">stinkydeadpool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>somebody drew this frame</p> </blockquote>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24366246012http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24366246012Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:38:43 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tbkw4HG11qzr0lro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tbkw4HG11qzr0lro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tbkw4HG11qzr0lro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tbkw4HG11qzr0lro4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tbkw4HG11qzr0lro5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tbkw4HG11qzr0lro6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tbkw4HG11qzr0lro7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tbkw4HG11qzr0lro8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365876123http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365876123Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:33:15 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m529gi6rOn1rxpn6yo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m529gi6rOn1rxpn6yo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m529gi6rOn1rxpn6yo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365666817http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365666817Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:30:13 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m488ieFhKn1qa5o2no1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365636163http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365636163Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:29:46 -0400whenever someone says "friend zone" i just picture this alternate dimension full of friends<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hairandglasses.tumblr.com/post/24178243778/whenever-someone-says-friend-zone-i-just-picture-this">hairandglasses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x8crHK0A1qj2ldt.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x8cv9UGt1qj2ldt.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x8d1kMn51qj2ldt.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365612932http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365612932Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:29:25 -0400mintblondie: it doesn’t matter if you love him or capital H A M <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mintblondie.tumblr.com/post/23969677752/it-doesnt-matter-if-you-love-him-or-capital-h-a">mintblondie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>it doesn’t matter if you love him</p> <p>or capital H A M</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rgjo7TGI1qis9e8.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365546817http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365546817Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:28:27 -0400astrobit: noelxazul: astrobit: rise with the sun go to bed with the sun unless you live in...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://astrobit.tumblr.com/post/24310110148/noelxazul-astrobit-rise-with-the-sun-go-to">astrobit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noelxazul.tumblr.com/post/24310067958/astrobit-rise-with-the-sun-go-to-bed-with-the">noelxazul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://astrobit.tumblr.com/post/23861727229/rise-with-the-sun-go-to-bed-with-the-sun">astrobit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>rise with the sun go to bed with the sun</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>unless you live in Alaska.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>why would you ever wanna live in alaska</p> </blockquote>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365471997http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365471997Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:27:21 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08qo5Casa1r9e0zjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365460948http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365460948Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:27:11 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymr8ae0lI1qgwqw9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365450176http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365450176Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:27:02 -0400methlabrador: teardrops on my kazoo  <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://methlabrador.tumblr.com/post/24312051726">methlabrador</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>teardrops on my kazoo </p> </blockquote>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365423108http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365423108Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:26:38 -0400thiswebsitepleasesme: allfatherodin: IS THIS THE MCDONALD THAT...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uypb91Ps1rxnayio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thiswebsitepleasesme.tumblr.com/post/24093520233/allfatherodin-is-this-the-mcdonald-that-humans">thiswebsitepleasesme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allfatherodin.tumblr.com/post/24090501382/is-this-the-mcdonald-that-humans-worship-he">allfatherodin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>IS THIS THE MCDONALD THAT HUMANS WORSHIP</p> <p>HE CERTAINLY APPEARS TO BE A DEMON TO ME, BUT I AM NOT SO SURE</p> </blockquote> <p>IS THIS HIM I DO NOT ENJOY HIS SMILE AND I QUITE ENJOY SMILES</p> </blockquote>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365385250http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365385250Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:26:05 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50zjmtku81qewm45o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365312036http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365312036Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:25:01 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50xr54inn1rnstb0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50xr54inn1rnstb0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50xr54inn1rnstb0o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365286447http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365286447Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:24:38 -0400-makemesmile: a trashy couple is going at it in the front...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yoboD4Wl1qzih6bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://-makemesmile.tumblr.com/post/24290042189/a-trashy-couple-is-going-at-it-in-the-front-yard">-makemesmile</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.</p> </blockquote>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365260083http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365260083Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:24:14 -0400 “I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g0ddotsX1qa1w9bo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g0ddotsX1qa1w9bo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>“I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed.” -Ron Swanson </small></p> </blockquote>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365196884http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365196884Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:23:18 -0400rottenbodylandslide: u ok spongebob<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m515e3OR4F1qe3hqto1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rottenbodylandslide.tumblr.com/post/24317771612/u-ok-spongebob" class="tumblr_blog">rottenbodylandslide</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="m" height="100" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m515cvG9Bk1qdvehd.png" width="84"/></p> <p>u ok spongebob</p></blockquote>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365083774http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365083774Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:21:39 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uk9nWa5S1qi0kfro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365078304http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365078304Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:21:34 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x1t9Y6LV1qm7060o1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x1t9Y6LV1qm7060o2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x1t9Y6LV1qm7060o3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x1t9Y6LV1qm7060o4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x1t9Y6LV1qm7060o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x1t9Y6LV1qm7060o6_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x1t9Y6LV1qm7060o7_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x1t9Y6LV1qm7060o8_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x1t9Y6LV1qm7060o9_400.png"/><br/> <br/>http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365053917http://captainkillerkitten.tumblr.com/post/24365053917Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:21:12 -0400